'Twas the
month before Christmas, and all through the store,
Each department was dripping with Yuletide decor.
The Muzak was blaring an out-of-tune carol,
And the fake snow was falling on "Ladies'
Apparel."
I’d come down from Heaven to watch things this day
To check on reports which had caused Me dismay.
I'd come to this store for but one special reason,
To see for Myself what went on in this Season.
I hid in a corner and in a short while,
I saw the Store President march down the aisle.
He shouted an order to "Turn the store tree
on!"
And also the "NOEL" in blinking pink neon.
Up high, grandly hanging from twin gold supports,
Four hundred pink angels flew over "Men's
Shorts."
And towering over the Rear Mezzanine,
A 90-foot Day-Glo "Nativity Scene."
The clock on the wall said two minutes to Nine,
The floorwalkers proudly all stood in line.
I watched while the President smelled their
carnations,
Then called out his final command - "Man Your
Stations!"
When out on the street there arose such a roar,
It rang to
the rafters and boomed through the store.
It sounded exactly like street-repair drilling,
Or maybe
another big Mafia killing.
I looked to the doors, and there banging glass,
Was a
clamoring, shrieking, hysterical mass.
And I felt from the tone of each scream and each
curse,
That the "Spirit of Christmas" had changed
for the worse.
The clock it struck Nine, and the door opened wide,
And that great human avalanche thundered inside.
More fearsome than Sherman
attacking Atlanta
Came parents and kiddies with just one goal -
"Santa!!"
In front stormed the mothers, all brandishing
handbags,
As heavy and deadly as 20-pound sandbags.
With gusto
they swung them, the better to smash ears,
Of innocent floorwalkers, buyers, and cashiers.
Egged on by
their parents, the kids had one aim,
To get to the man brandishing candy canes.
They mobbed
him and mauled him, the better to plead,
For the presents they sought in their hour of greed.
The President watched with a gleam in his eye,
As he thought of the toys that the parents would
buy.
Of all Christmas come-ons, this crowd would attest,
That a visit to Santa was clearly the best.
It was all too much for my soul to condone,
And I let out a loud most-holy moan.
The crowd turned around, and I'll say for their
sake,
That they knew in an instant they’d made a mistake.
"I've had it," I told them, "with
fast-buck promoting,
With gimmicks
and come-ons and businessmen gloating.
This garish display of commercialized greed,
Is so very
un-CHRIST-mas, it makes My heart bleed!"
--
Author Unknown
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